Pirate Joke #87

Author: Whimsical_Phil

Date: November 18, 2002

by Whimsical_Phil
11-18-02
Aaarrrr! Ye know what, Mr. Pimp? You and I, we got somethin' in common.
C'mon! What could a pimp and a pirate have in common?
Aaarrrr! We both enjoy booty! Haaarrrr-haarrr-haarrr!
You're a dead man, Long John.
Aaarrrr! Fittin' me with a pair of cement shoes and sending me to Davy Jones' Locker seems more Mafia than pimp, but who am I to judge?
I'm down here for making a "ho" joke.