He's Not So Bad...

Author: Whimsical_Phil

Date: November 19, 2002

by Whimsical_Phil
11-19-02
So, Satan...I called you up here because I heard that you and your boys are talkin' smack about me down in Hell.
C'mon, Jesus, you know that I'd never do anything like that.
Like I'm really gonna believe you, Mr. Prince of Lies. PERISH IN FLAME!!!!!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Meanwhile, in Hell...
Hey, have you seen Satan around? That cake he was baking for Jesus is almost done.
Hmm...maybe he's out picking up that balloon bouquet for good ol' J.C.