Optimist

Author: Whimsical_Phil

Date: November 19, 2002

by Whimsical_Phil
11-19-02
Oh, boy! A blind date. How exciting. I hope she's a looker.
Sakes alive, woman! What are you? Some kind of a crack whore?
Why yes. Yes, I am.
Well, it's like I always say: If life gives you crack whores, make crack babies!
Good lord! *choke!*