Old Joke

Author: Whimsical_Phil

Date: November 21, 2002

by Whimsical_Phil
11-21-02
Excuse me, do you have any nuts that I could put in my mouth?
I trust that you are referring to the edible nuts and not my testicles, right? That gag's been used about a million times already.
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Dude, you totally spoiled joke. This was supposed to end with me biting you in the crotch.
Tell that to the four dozen squirrel carcasses that I have stapled to my bedroom wall.