Balancing the Books

Author: Whimsy

Date: June 30, 2003

by Whimsy
6-30-03
Now, if you could stand with your back to the wall, please... Your back to the wall... please...
Please stand with your back to the wall... shoulders pressed against the... please...
JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! Whatever happened to POSTURE?!
You wanna talk posture? Try being nailed to a fuckin' plank.