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Gaaaaaaabe...
The hell?
Exactly!
...I've died again, haven't I?
Get used to it.
Eh, at least this is funnier than Movie-Comics...

 

wikkywild
Shut up.
Wikky-wild!
SHUT UP
WIKKYWILDWILDWEST
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

 

I'm finally gonna kill myself...
Don't do it!
Jesus?
Oh shit...he doubts!
Wait a second...
Earth, Wind, Fire, back to the Shire!

 

by WhipstitchZombie
10-03-02
I've gotta go see a man about a horse.
You know I hate you, right?
See, that's the beauty of it.
Now you're just not making any sense.
I wasn't joking about the horse.
Get out of my sight. Now.

 

by WhipstitchZombie
10-03-02
All creative effort has left our author with this comic.
Yeah, this one is going to suck.
So, just to let you know, don't be expecting anything even close to being humorous.
What she said.
How many panels was that?
3.

 

by WhipstitchZombie
10-03-02
The lack of entertainment in these last few strips make me weep.
But, really, who's to say that they've been funny at all?
I'm certainly not the one to judge.
SOMETIMES YA FEEL LIKE A NUT

 

by WhipstitchZombie
10-03-02
The lack of entertainment in these last few strips make me weep.
But, really, who's to say that they've been funny at all?
I'm certainly not the one to judge.
SOMETIMES YA FEEL LIKE A NUT

 

by WhipstitchZombie
10-03-02
And that's why you don't hold you're finger on the enter key for more than half a second at a time.
Yeah, shit happens.
And what sucks even more is that I have to make an entirely new comic just to apologize for that last blunder.
...
I hate you.
I know.

 

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by WhipstitchZombie
10-11-02
None of my comics have a point.
Hell, they're not even funny.
And it's trippy,
they don't even make sense.
Look, I'm carrying a conversation with you
talking through these two characters. Do you even understand how messed up that is?

 

2
by WhipstitchZombie
10-11-02
So this is where I really need to sit and think about life.
Should I even continue with these bastardized stream-of-conscious...things?
In fact, I don't even know if people read these.
Do you even get a chuckle out of how twisted this is?
I have no life, I really don't.
And, damnit, if this is the only way I can express myself, then so be it.

 

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by WhipstitchZombie
10-11-02
You know, I used to write for a game review site called GamePartisan.
The url, if you were wondering, is "www.gamepartisan.com", natch.
So, I'm sure you're wondering, "What do you mean 'used to'?".
Well, the "fearless leader"(heh) of that site basically went crazy and fired me.
I don't even go to the site anymore.
Eh, it's okay, he only put one of my reviews up on the main page, and I'm pretty sure no one read it. Hell, it was for Diddy Kong racing; who wants to read a review for a game that's 5+ years old?

 

4
by WhipstitchZombie
10-11-02
So that brings us to today.
No it doesn't.
Yeah, I guess...wait a second...
...
...what the hell was that?

 

by WhipstitchZombie
10-31-02
one
two
three
four
get yo woman on the floor
It sounded funny in theory. Bear with me here.

 

by WhipstitchZombie
10-31-02
I'm making this comic for the sole purpose of bumping this thread.
yup
It's been almost a damn month since the last post.
yup
You know I still hate you, right?
yup

 

by WhipstitchZombie
11-27-02
Sooo...you wanna?
No.
...how bout now?
NO
You will succumb eventually.
Go away, you're frightening me.

 

by WhipstitchZombie
11-27-02
Hello, ladies.
Hi, whippy!
Hi, whippy!
I never did anything bad to you, ever, did I?
Nope.
No sirree.
Good, good. Now, let's go over the alibi one more time.
Big Brother is watching you, MY ASS.
ithurtswhenipee

 

by WhipstitchZombie
11-27-02
i can't speak
farmer in the dell
i really hope that people can read my thought bubbles, or maybe i'll get to write it down...
farmer in the dell
I cut out their tongues. Try to get that confession NOW, smarty pants.
but, who am i kidding, i'm just a five year old vietnamese whore; i never learned to read or write.
hi ho i've got polio, farmer in the dell

 

by WhipstitchZombie
11-27-02
i wonder if mute ladies can still scream
still mute
how come i cant speak
shit...now i'm gonna have to spring for anesthesia
yepperoo
stillhurtswhenipee
the teeth are coming out TODAY.
motherFUCKER.
mmmmmmmmmm...steak through a straw

 

by WhipstitchZombie
11-27-02
The legion of vietnamese whores should help us take over the world.
...legion?
Look!
kawaii!
me love you long time
Spreading death and destruction all over the world!
Just leave me some hot guys.

 

by WhipstitchZombie
12-28-02
...so I says "Prioritsexies"!
...so I says "More like CELda!"
The game is over, the damage is done.
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I'm out.
It's the end.
GAME OVAH!

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