Ask A Hippie - section I

Author: Whitesox

Date: June 26, 2006

by Whitesox
6-26-06
Dear Hippie, if you hugged a tree in the woods, would anyone give a shit?
Dude, if I hugged a tree in the woods, that would like mean I am outside. And like, if I am outside that means that . . .um . . . I would like have to use leaves for toilet paper if I took a shit.
And like leaves come from trees man, so I would be wiping my ass with a tree . . . Wow man, like wow.