The pilot

Author: WiLzzt

Date: July 12, 2002

by WiLzzt
7-12-02
Just then, a farmer with a chihuahua duct-taped to his belly approaches!
Welcome aboard my airplane! I am the pilot!
Some pilot you are. The plane's about to go down in flames, in case you didn't notice.
Hehe... so it is!
Look! I've got a dog duct-taped to my belly!
If I have to choose which of my hallucinations to believe, you're out.