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| You see, when I became ruler of this country, I joined a religion called sphere. | |
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| Sphere is a religion that believes that when a human being reaches a certain weight, he will acheive nirvana. | |
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| That weight is not quite 730 million tons. Reaching it is supposed to be very difficult. | |
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| But, ever since I joined, I've been looking for ways to speed up the process so that it might actually occur in my lifetime. | |
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| One of the things I've done is disconnect my head from my body. You may think this was an illogical decision, but really... | |
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| ... wait. If I gave the punchline now, I'd just be getting a head of myself. | |
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