Elijah Wood's Personal Hell

Author: WiLzzt

Date: October 16, 2002

by WiLzzt
10-16-02
Whoo, nice set. Uh... hello?
Why, hello there, Mr. Wood. My name's Jeff - I will be playing the dark lord Spanklon in the film. You're here to try out for the part of Dildo Baggins?
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I think I got the wrong set.
No, this is right. You are here auditioning for "Lord of the Nipple Rings". Now, time for Tobor, the casting director, to see if you fit the part.