9 Days Till Cchristmas: A Tale of Drunk Elves

Author: Wilbur

Date: December 16, 2006

by Wilbur
12-16-06
I NEED A VACATION...
NO WAIT SANTA!
WHAT IS IT IGOR?
YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES SOBER ENOUGH TO MAKE THE PRESENTS IN NINE DAYS! LET'S GET TO WORKING THE WHALE BLUBBER OFF ON YOU!
HELP? ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M TO OVERWEIGHT TO HELP!
MAYBE IF YOU JUST LEFT THOSE COOKIES ON THE TABLE! DANG, WHAT ARE THOSE KIDS FEEDING YOU? WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOIN IS GIVING YOU DICOUNT CUPONS TO A FITNESS CENTER!