Nine Days Till Christmas: A Tale of Drunk Elves

Author: Wilbur

Date: December 16, 2006

by Wilbur
12-16-06
SORRY FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS. I NOW PRESENT THE NEW VERSION.
I NEED A VACATION..
NO WAIT SANTA!
WHAT IS IT IGOR?
YOU AND I THE ONLY SOBER ONE'S WE GOTTA MAKE THE TOYS IN NINE DAYS!
YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT I'M TO OVERWEIGHT TO HELP!
THESE KIDS SHOULD BE GIVIN YOU DICOUNT CUPONS TO A FITNESS CENTER