Six Days Till Christmas: A Tale of Drunk Elves

Author: Wilbur

Date: December 19, 2006

by Wilbur
12-19-06
OHHHH.... UHH... WHAT IGOR?
SANTA... WAKE UP...
YOU'VE BEEN DRUNK FOR THREE DAYS. WE'VE GOT SIX DAYS TO MAKE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
LET'S JUST PUT EVERYONE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST...
NICE....