Five Days Till Christmas: A Tale of Drunk Elves

Author: Wilbur

Date: December 20, 2006

by Wilbur
12-20-06
WHAT'S THIS PLACE?
THE LETTER ROOM. I JUST GOT NEARLY 50 THOUSAND LETTERS FROM NICE KIDS ON WHAT THEY WANT FOR CRISTMAS
WELL YOUR ON YOUR OWN. I'M GOING BACK TO THE BAR..
WAIT SANTA! TAKE ME WITH YOU!