One Day Till Christmas: A Tale of Drunk Elves

Author: Wilbur

Date: December 24, 2006

by Wilbur
12-24-06
SANTA GET OUT HERE. WE GOTTA GO DELIVER THE COAL TO NORTH KOREA AND IRAQ THEN SEND OUT APOLOGY LETTERS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD!
OH, STILL UPSET ABOUT LAST YEAR WHEN THOSE BONY LITTLE KOREANS JUMPED YOU AND TOOK OF WITH YOUR SLEIGH EH? AND LETS NOT FORGET WHEN IRAQ BOMBED YOU DOWN TWO YEARS AGO...