1 part LUE, 1 part Comic, 1 Part Life=3 parts Shit

Author: WildeSoapy

Date: August 30, 2003

by WildeSoapy
8-30-03
We find Jordan hanging around LUE because he was dumped.
Omg. So then I teh s3xxor3d her face with my 133t cock. Then she ravage my manhood with her tongue.
A VERY DESCRIPTIVE WORDING OF THIS EXPERIENCE THAT WILL MAKE US SEE MENTAL IMAGES. NOW! And why the fuck is the Christmas tree up?
We find Jordan listening to others thought with his telepathy
I wonder what I should have for dinner
Seriously get the fuck out of here. I'm here, you have no hair and got crapped out just a single strip ago and you fuckin' smell.
Jordan's brother decides to appear and the such. (And if you laughed at this, your probably retarded)
Jordan you fucking douchebag get off the computer. I need to use AIM
Jeez, hold on. I'll be done soon.