Mail Day

Author: WildeSoapy

Date: September 1, 2003

by WildeSoapy
9-01-03
Jordan is getting mail.
Dear Jordan, Could you put me in your? Kthnxbye
No. Right them back and be like "Hey, fuck you"
Jordan is getting mail.
Dear Jordan, This is your third and last notice to pay your ransom for your family before we finally kill them.
Stupid fucking kidnappers. Be like "If you kill them, then how are you going to get money? Bet you didn't think of that you fucking gaytron prime." Yeah that's good
Jordan is getting mail.
That's all your mail. Except for you playboy magazine and Game Informer
That reminds me, I gotta go uh...yeah gimme those you bald fuck!