Jewish traditions are fucking hilarious.

Author: Wilgo

Date: April 22, 2001

by Wilgo
4-22-01
C'mon.. let's go.
But I'm too old for a briss.
I won't repeat myself, now yank it out.
Okay. That's it you stupid "death" lookin' Rabbi. I'll kick you in the cock. Yeah!
Seventy hours and thirty minutes later.
Now, was that so hard??
Why'd I have to be a jew. Of all religions, we had to choose this one. Moses can go kiss my circumcised purple monkey.