Swirldude the ladies man

Author: Windown

Date: March 1, 2004

by Windown
3-01-04
Swirldude is picking up chicks
umm... hi
OMG what do I do?
The pick-up line
Everytime I look at you I have impure thoughts but I don't want that to get in the way of our sex
W....T....F?
Where it all went wrong
Errr I mean Relationship!!, Oh I'll never hold a conversation with a girl without having to give her my credit card number.
Wow is he bad at this