Santa's 'Elf Issues'

Author: Wormcult_com

Date: February 10, 2005

by Wormcult_com
2-10-05
In the magical land of holiday weirdness...
so what are we giving little Timmy this year?
a box of dildos
oh dear god...
Santa is my totalitarian master...I love him...good thoughts...think good thoughts...he KNOWS ALL...just like in that damn 1984 movie...
Later that evening...
and WHY pray tell, are we getting little Timmy a box of DILDOS for Xmas this year?
cuz he's a C*U*N*T!! psst hey Santa, wanna watch me pee or what? get outta here already..."he sees you when you're pisin..." do you want 'em singin that?? SCRAM!!