totally pointless, but it has Bill Gates in it...

Author: Wormcult_com

Date: February 16, 2005

by Wormcult_com
2-16-05
the angry squirrel is outraged over the rising cost of nut sacks and seeks outlets for his hostility
I'll fucking kill you Penguin Hooker!!! You're too expensive and I need money for CRACK!!!
I like the smell of warm feces!!! Cover me in the bubbly ocean of your ass for only 50 bucks!!!
i am breastfeeding a bizarre furry fetish animal that i am eventually planning on shoving up my ass for pleasure until it's death
FUCK YOU BILL GATES!!! YOU DO WIERD SHIT WITH ODD ANIMALS AND ALL THE COMPUTER GAMES I CAN PLAY ON MY MAC ARE CRAP BECAUSE OF YOUR MONOPOLY!!!
enter ninja kangaroo assassin...
the squirrel is mine...this isn't over Bill!!
avenge...meee