Prison = Win

Author: Wren

Date: September 30, 2002

by Wren
9-30-02
Hi, I'm Zero7. You may remember me from such films as "Little Virgin Boys" and "If I only had a dollar". I'm here to inter- - -what is it officer?
I'm here to arrest Wren, on charges of bad jokes and poor taste.
Uhhh... I didn't do it! It wasn't my idea, I was abused as a child, I was an orphen, Bush molested me and uhh.... PANCE!
Alright, I have had quite enough. Your coming with me, perhaps some rough prison seks and 6 years of refining your art in isolation will fix you.
I don't want to go! I want to stay home, I'll miss my- - - wait.. did you say rough prison seks? Well, theres no beating the justice system, Im guilty, lets go.