Happy Reunion

Author: WrinkledUnderwear

Date: January 2, 2007

Screw you dad! I'm moving to Oregon and going to be successful.
Sure you are. Have fun being a manwhore for coke money, fag.
20 years later
Hey dad, I'm successful, wealthy, and loved. You're still a drunken old shithead who can't get off the couch to take a piss.
Yeah, but at least I'm not a fag.