This actually happened

Author: WrinkledUnderwear

Date: January 5, 2007

So I hear you now own the Parsons ranch.
Yeah, I was thinking of turning it into a gay disco.
'Twould be a shame to let alla them livestock go to waste.
I could always open a Bestial Brothel for all the cowboys in town.
Haha, you're all right, city-slicker.
Thank you for not killing me.