Two weeks ago

Author: WrinkledUnderwear

Date: February 10, 2007

I'm sorry hon. We had a fire in the basement and all the computers were destroyed. You can't check your email til we get new ones.
Oh, well is there any other place I can check my email until you get new computers?
Nearest place is Portland.
You mean there's no other place in this podunk town to check my email?
The prison has a computer lab.
Portland it is.