Gigi & Kuku: The Incredible Hunk

Author: XPat

Date: July 29, 2005

by XPat
7-29-05
All week we are auditioning actors for the part of Kukumon, because he believes his portrayal is unflattering.
Hey, Kuku. The Shark is already trolling. Maybe she'll finally get you tonight.
Shuddup. Here comes my wife.
Hey Good-Lookin'. Let's pop back to my place. I'll make you a big pork chop dinner and later, you can get lucky.
Excellent! Let's go, baby.
Vote for your favorite!
Where ya goin'? It's Happy Hour! What a bag a shit. That never happens!
We could make it happen...except we'll tie the pork chops to your Johnson, there. Yummm.