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Author: XPat

Date: December 2, 2006

by XPat
12-02-06
You know what I want for Christmas?
Umm...a case of Miller Lite?
No, silly. Now guess again and it better be way fuckin' better than your last guess.
Umm..diamond earrings?
Okay...I'll give you a clue. It rhymes with flat screen TV.
You want a...Van Schmeerzma??