Might as well go with it.

Author: XT8147

Date: November 20, 2003

by XT8147
11-20-03
My days are numbered? Haha, right. I just survived a direct attack from Steve.
Well, I'll admit you're bigger than me, but I have...
DUN DUN DUN
AN ARMY OF EVIL SQUIRRELS!
That's right, there's only two of us here now, but there's hundreds of us back in the tree stronghold!
What are you gonna do, spit acorns at me?
Dammit, he saw through our plan. Must go to phase 2... Pine cones!