Jesus Adventures Episode 1

Author: Xal

Date: August 10, 2003

by Xal
8-10-03
One day, Jesus was watching TV.
Ha ha ha! Oh, hip TV comedian Dennis Leary, you never fail to amuse!
I am SUCH a jackass!
Suddenly, the TV died.
DEAR GOD GNO!
To escape the fire, Jesus went to the ocean, where he met an exciting new friend.
Will you be my friend?
Raech 4 teh skiez, @$$hole!