Spontaneous Combustion

Author: Xaserius

Date: June 18, 2005

by Xaserius
6-18-05
Hmm... I think I'm gonna watch TV for a bit.
"We Interrupt this program for this special announcement..."
Just earlier today, the McDonalds on 5th and Main street spontaneously combusted. By the time the firefighters arrived, it was too late. Everybody inside the building was killed.
Oh, dear God!