All comics by Xechan

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by Xechan
4-20-05
Im going to make this one laugh for sure!
Hey little girl! What's the diffence from a bison and a buffalo?
... I'm a boy...
... Where'd he go?

 

by Xechan
4-20-05
Oh! I'm so scared!
This is a raid!
Thats it mate! Your history!
Huh!?
Ugh! Shit!

 

by Xechan
4-20-05
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Hey Gabe, I owe you a good thrashing!
Are you sure about this... I've bee ntraining my special form of combat...
Shut it and put your fists up!
My magic ability is a bit out of touch still...

 

by Xechan
4-20-05
Whats this strange sensation thats come over me...
Thoughts fill Rakai...
ARGH!!!!!!!

 

by Xechan
4-20-05
Where... where am I...
Squak! I am Salei. I have brought you here as you are filled with pure evil... I want to make a proposition...
Ok... what is it?
I want you to kill for me... I want you to take over Earth... You cannot refuse... Kill!!!!
Fine!

 

by Xechan
4-21-05
Hi Mr. Tailor... Could you make me a outfit that could... ummm... hide my identity from others who could be victims in horrid murders...
One minute, kind sir...
Kind?
A few minutes of changing and Rakai has found his outfit and ready for a night on the town...
Perfect...
Thanks...

 

by Xechan
4-21-05
YARGH!
You were a ncie guy Mr. Tailor... But I shall take no risks.
After changing back...
Um... Hey dude... Are you like, Alive?
Yes i am, Despite what you may be thinking, us zombies are just as smart as humans

 

by Xechan
4-24-05
Bzzt. Hello How are you...
Yes... I am fine... Bleep.
Baazt. May i say you look very gay today...
I thought you where my friend... Bleep.
I meant it in the happy way!Bzzzt... Malfunctioning!
Woah! Too late! Bleep.

 

by Xechan
4-24-05
Us, the genetically altered, Will finally escape this hideous lab... We will break out!
Im not sure about this...
Dont be such a loser! All we have to do is set off a chain reaction of atomic bombs and we are out of here... But since your too scared, Adios friend of mine!
But...
Crap!

 

by Xechan
4-24-05
Oi! Get back here Squirrel! I own you! You can't escape my lab!
Never! Bwahaha
Huh!?
You will not leave this lab!
Ewww... Sorry... I've got a cage calling me...
Grrr...

 

by Xechan
4-24-05
Hey.. Do you ever get bored of this place?
All the time...
Yeah! We are so limited...
All we can do is sleep, eat, drink, laze around, eat abit more, mate, and sleep more!
Lifes great.
Word.

 

by Xechan
5-01-05
We are approaching the radius of the planter Earth. Prepare for supersonic landing!
Aye aye, Cap'n!
We're going to fast Lena! The impact of the landing will surely cause mass destruction!
No it won't! Calm down Cap'n. Everythigns going to be fine...
Lena!!!!
Sorry Cap'n.

 

by Xechan
7-24-05
Child... Why are you defacing the church...
Child?
Arn't you a child? Obviously you can't be anything but a child. Adults are civilised...
No they arn't. I have proof.
A spilt second later...
Welcome to hell...
Oh my !

 

by Xechan
9-24-05
Listen. I don't want to hurt you...
Shut it! I'm gonna' beat you into last week!
But... My occult powers are to strong for your low ranking fists...
What!? Ha! Nerd speak! Your so sad! Put up your nerdy fists and fight! Ha!
A split second later...
But... Oh... I warned you.
Argh!!!

 

by Xechan
9-24-05
Your bully, Kane, is not available right now so he hired me to inflict pain on you! Prepare for suffering!
Really?
Um... Yes! Your time is up!
You sure?
Stop stalling! And... ah...
Yeah! Arn't so tough now are you!

 

by Xechan
9-25-05
...
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Fuck this. The world doesn't need this much fucking happiness...

 

by Xechan
9-25-05
Hm... This crime is strange... Theirs no evidence that this was a murder... For all we know it was suicide...
But Mr. Agent... Theirs a blood stain on the wall reading 'Murder'!
Yes... their is... But that prooves nothing. It is probably just a trick to... um... get us off the case! Yeah! A red herring!
But sir! You have no evidence to proove its a fake message! An expert like yourself should know this! Are you trying to cover something up?!
Of course I'm not.

 

by Xechan
9-25-05
Sir, Put down the knife and give yourself up.
Never! Prepare to die!
I said put it down.
But... Arn't I suppose to kill you in a bloody masacre?
... Go think on it.
Yeah your right.

 

by Xechan
9-25-05
Agent T has been searching for days and has met up with his secret contact...
The weasel runs at midnight...
huh?
The weasel runs at midnight.
Why would it do that?
We all make mistakes.
Its the secret code! You were supposed to learn it! Agency have strict rules about this!
Arn't you the guy who does my electric?

 

by Xechan
9-25-05
A quiet Sunday morning...
Lovely day for a stroll.
RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
... Please don't ruin my walk.
Awww crap.

 

by Xechan
9-25-05
I have come from beyond the graves!!!
So your Jesus?
So your like Jesus?
Fuck this, I'm going back.

 

by Xechan
9-25-05
At the Agent Award Ceremony 2003
...
And so we are here to offer are gratitude to Agent T. Martin, I fine man and a great friend to us all.
Peaceful? Kind?
He is a peaceful, kind man who has the interests of the public at heart.
You better wash your mouth out...
And now folks, I'm leaving as my life is in threat...

 

by Xechan
9-28-05
Stay back, drughead! Your temples being raided!
Wh@t!?
Th@t5 n0t 1337 dud3. St0p b31ng s0 ub3r-s@d.
Sorry. I don't speak leet.
@rgh! My h3@rt!

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