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by Xehirut
9-02-04
And we join 1up.com's forums, live...
Damn it.. who did another Boolean - Logic Ban?

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
Introducing the cast of 1up.com comics!
Ya'll know me as Xehirut.
Word. I'm Firestar.
Tifa, accounted for and attending.
You all will come to know and love me as "The new forum user." I ROXORS!
More crew to be introduced in the next comic.
I love mandi! I mean I'm Viewtiful Sean.
Sup. It's Gophercakes.

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
Hi. I'm "Hot Girl All The Guys Want But Have No Chance With!"
Hubba hubba..... wait.. I've been introduced.. sorry.. I'll leave now.
Comic: Beginning now. More people will be introduced soon.
So Firestar. I'm thinking about changing the way I look...
Yeah? To what?
Something.. like this.
oh yeah.. that suits you much better.

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
Edit: This is just to get SyxtFour to shut up about me putting him in the comic.
Hey Neo..
Yeah, whats up Syxtfour?
You wanna go get a drink and go play some games?
How about we just skip the getting drinks and get right to the playing games.
Alright lets go!
Did I leave my whip in the car?

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
Hey Mr. Glub Glub, I've always wondered where you get all your information about Nintendo..
Wouldn't you like to know...
Yeah... thats why I asked...
Well I'm not going to tell you.
He probably takes it up the blow-hole...
You look like your thinking.. what are you thinking about?

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
Hark, Hear the Editors on High speakith.
This months post office topic is: What is your most original way how to kill off the Pokemon Franchise.
ArE U reallyz AN EDitor? OMG.. You ROXORS!
Yes, I am an Editor. Now, tell us what you think would be an amusing way hot to kill all the Pokemon.
Uz are not an ed1tor.. PROVE IT
Very well. Thou hath been smited.
OMG!!!11!1 It HURTZ.

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
One of our typical users and Moderator Gophercakes have a friendly conversation...
Hey Gophercakes.. how do you install a font?
You drag and drop it into the C:\windows\fonts\ directory.
Hey Gophercakes.. how do you install a font?
I just told you.
Hey Gophercakes.. how do you install a font?
I'm out of here. I'm going to go fap for a while.

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
Hey Spreet2point0..
Gizmo...Gizmo...Gizmo...Gizmo.
Whats going on?
Gizmo...Gizmo...Gizmo...Gizmo.
Meh. Never mind.
Gizmo...Gizmo...Gizmo...Gizmo.

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
I think imma fap to pix of Vida Guerra
Whats that noise?
*Fap fap fap*
Hello TehPig.
OH! Hello... Neo...

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
We join EGM (the collective unit) and a typical 1up forum person...
We are EGM. Go get Us a beer.
KTHXNOBAI!
You'd think that being God like to these kids would make it easy to get a beer.. but no.. *Sigh*
And so, EGM, makes its decision what to do about what to do.
We think we're going do a collective decision and accidently click the boolean / logic ban button on the world.

 

by Xehirut
9-02-04
I R Teh Prezident.
Whats this asshat talking about?
U Will Vote 4 Me!
Uhuh... Okay George.
Dude. I just met Bush and he talks all Haxxor like.
OMGLYKE NO WAY N STUFF!!1? He's gittin mah vote!

 

by Xehirut
9-11-04
Beebo, and his wants and needs of being in 1up.COMics.
Hi, I'm Beebo. This is a rant that X needs to make more comics.
This is a rant that X needs to make more comics, and put me in one of them.
The Evil Truth...
Oh my God! Hi X.. Did I finally make it into one of your comics?
No, your dreaming.. Neo's about to come have you bare his babies in a minute.

 

by Xehirut
11-08-04
Did we mention today is November 9th?
Jebus.. its quiet in here.

 

by Xehirut
11-15-04
I, Shawn Elliot, of EGM, have noticed ye, Skelli, have commited a sin.
What sin be this, my Lord.
You tried to trick X into not creating his 1up.comix anymore
Oh shit.
We sentence you to a life subscription of forced Gamepro reading!
No! God's of EGM I beg thy mercy.

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