Today's Obligatory Jeezoid Joke

Author: Xena

Date: January 14, 2003

by Xena
1-14-03
Usual characters, usual setting...
Lord? How long is a Million Years to you?
... A second.
Lord? How much is a Million Dollars to you?
... A penny.
Some thoughtful moments later...
Hmmm. Lord? Could I have a penny?
Sure... in a second.