Somebody Had to Doooooo it...

Author: Xena

Date: January 16, 2003

by Xena
1-16-03
Emergency Operations Center 6:08 AM
9-1-1. This is Operator Seventeen. What is your Emergency?
::: "OH MY GOD! You gotta HELP me! It's my friend, Jim. We were about to go hunting, and.. his rifle dropped, and he shot himself! Oh, Lord. I think he is Dead!" :::
Alright, sir? Sir? You are obviously distraught over this, but I need you to calm down, alright? Please! The first thing we must do is make sure the victim is dead. Can you do that for me?
::: "Wha.... what? What? Alright.. sure... I'll... hold on one second...." ::: {{{{ BAM!! }}}}
::: "Alright... there! What do I do next, Operator? Hello??" :::