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by Xevanix
2-28-01
What happens in hell...
I told you the damn Easter Bunny bit was getting old...
That car came from no where! You cant blame me you dick!
NEXT!!!! ... Your kidding right?
wha??? Stupid hippy priest called me the devil and threw me out the window.
NEXT!!! ... shit you again?
What? wasnt my fault... Tycho and his damn joystick up my ass obsession..

 

by Xevanix
2-28-01
How sick can they be?
What are you in for?
Horrible trucking accident down in Alabama....
I hate that song....
At least you didnt die there...
True,-bunny dude-, Long story lots of blood, and a broken joystick.
-uhh, ho did you get down here?

 

by Xevanix
2-28-01
After a long night of rum..
HAHAH! Cool costume man, time to stop pranking me... lets just blow this up..
*HIC* uhggg... *HIC*
The bomb equipment had strang effects to the rum..
Hmm, did you really have to piss that much on the explosive? kinda leveled the neighbor hood..... and why do you keep changing dammit!!!!!!!!!
*HIC* uhgg..... rum good... uhggg..*HIC*
After an hour, Xev pisses.
FINE!!! BYE DONT ANSWER ME!!
What's up his ass?

 

by Xevanix
2-28-01
A friendly, kind, Xev asking for a date.
You disgrace me! Your nothing but a low, sick pig!
Your to kind, I figured it to actually be mean, but you really do care for me!
PANTIES SHOT!
HIIIIIya!
*MMmMMmM* PANTIES!! *mmMMmMmMm*
Life sucks...
PIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
that's goin to leave a mark.

 

by Xevanix
2-28-01
Next day at hell
What did you do?
Threatned a man who plays System Shock 2....
NEXT!!! dammit, you? What did you do this time?
Threatned a pirate wannabe... and he killed my with a Starcraft box...
NE........ That's it, I'm calling heaven, they are getting something wrong here! Get the hell outaa my realm!
You really hate me that much?

 

by Xevanix
3-01-01
Perfectly harmless porn.
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Yeah, naughty baby, yeah!!!
CAUGHT!!!
Shit....
Figured i'd find you here... you dirty pervert. Back to hell you go.
Devil explains the story.
So, pretty much you were caught looking at porn again?
Yup.

 

by Xevanix
3-01-01
Hell Judgment
I swear... if I see you one more time.. ILL KILL YOU!
Umm.... right. *runs*
2nd Try
You loo.... It's you again. Its not goin to work, your not getting in.
Um im ... Jo...John!! yeah. Im john.. Im not xev.
Ain't workin.
Right....
Name's bill... May I pass?

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