Stand-Ups Who Should Sit Down I -- Amateur Night

Author: XuxiRawe22

Date: May 3, 2007

by XuxiRawe22
5-03-07
Mr. "I'm Cool Because I Make Fun of My Own Race"
So, my mother is half Irish and my dad is three-quarters Jamaican. That means I like to get drunk and high at the same time!
Miss "It's Hard Being A Woman Because I've Never Been Laid"
Every time I tell a guy about my menstrual cramps and committment, he pukes all over my new cashmere sweater
Sir One Joke Told Seven Ways
Words, words, words, I'm a drunk who doesn't wear pants...Words, words, words, I'm a drunk who doesn't wear pants...