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by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
Ever wondered how Brolly became so evil? Well, on his first day of Kindergarten....
yay im going to school!
Little did the teacher know, Brolly stutteres when he gets nervous, and when that happened for the first time.....
So, my dear Brolly how old are you sweetie?
oh s-ss-shit. counting my fingers, ohh yea.... ohh hell i think i shit my pants
Evil came to life, or as many say, a total jackass was formed ¶:/
Well sweetie?
im 6-6-6 years o-o-old

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
And so, after the rather amusing introduction, Brolly is sent to play with his fellow students.
ohh joy now igotta talk with stupid little fucks
Hey, I'm Zappydude. Beam me up!
why dont u beam me down n blow me fuckface
Yes master I'm sorry....
And so the teacher talked alot of krap to Brolly, but in his evil mind......
Geez Brolly why can't you be nice to the poor boy, he is just a little Star Trek geek. His virgin ears can't handle that..
u talk alot of shit for being such an old cunt, kinda reminds me of VaJainaSolo, but i just got a killer idea........ ur so clever Brolly

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
Brolly now goes to search for some friends to fullfill his evil thoughts....
yo ragnarox, come over here u asshole
Oi what is it now my brotha?
i just got a fly idea, lets turn that wankhead zappydude into a thug, how bout it?
Now that ragnarox joins the party, they move on to find one last person together.
is it even possible to turn that star trek freak into something that tight?
if somethin as ugly as Hawk can exist, trust me zappythugboy should be no problem, i just need one more person

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
Now he arrives at the destination of the final party member....
yo bitch get yo gay ass over here
argh on my way you fucking homo
now what the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker?! all this pasture of weed and u call me up?!!
u fuckin blowface, me n ragnarox just wanted to ask u to come over n help us turn zappydude into a thug
Now that the party is complete, on to the convertion of the poor Trekkie Geek.
in the name of all the good weed in the world, is that even possible?
if someone as stupid as lilbailey can exist, im sure it is possible

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
Now back in Zappy's house, err i mean crib.
ok look zappy, if u honestly dont wanna die a virgin, get rid of ur helldamn star trek fetish, i brought some friends to help u with that
But I love Star Trek too much.
ok look little man, first of all, hush n dont speak n learn to accept that ur a total freak n a fuckin loser u geek
*sob* Yes It's true, I am a total geek. WAAAAH. Please help me lord Brolly!
From the looks of his way of talking, teaching zappy how to be a thug, or atleast something better than a geek was no easy feat for our young umbrella and his frends. ¶:/
dont worry young padawan loser, ma homies will help u now
Oh yes I am going to be hip and radical like you people!

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
First off, was Cowboy giving him a few lessons.
ok you piece of shit! now u just take this bit of weed n smoke it n go fuck some hunnies.
Can I light it with my Star Trek Phaser?
Note: Just imagine a bunch of gay lasers firing for this screen.
Aha take that you borgy piece of paper, I want to beam you up into my lungs!
Not 101% successfull, but not bad, now ragnarox will give a few lessons..
Yay I lit my weed!

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
ok now, just watch this tape "Thuggin FoR Returdz"
Um... ok if you say so...
Note: Zappydude wanked a total of 119 times watching the part on how to properly fuck a chick by rewinding that part over n over again.
Wow! So that's how a pussy looks. They should pack them in my Happy Meals.
Yo datz rite ma fuggaz 'bla bla bla bla ' Ohh yes do me harder 'bla bla bla' Ya'll know me, big same old G' 'bla bla'
Ahh well after the test, seems zappy failed and is taken to Brolly.
ok now, gimme yo best shot bitch
Ok. H-h-hey. No wait I can do this. Y-y-yo ARGH. Beam me up! Eat phaser. To infinity and beyond!

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
Back at Brolly's crib....
aha! come here my little chickadee
since when does he smoke?
...Zappy tells him what happened.... pity the guy....
H-h-h-hey master Brolly... I'm very sorry to interrupt you but I just came to tell you that I failed at becoming a thug and cool like you guys. I'm very sorry.
WAT DID U SAY PEASANT?! first u interrupt me n then u tell me u have failed?!?! u damn rite ur gona b sorry, n im gonna make sure bout it
.... And so Zappydude failed to become a thug and was punished ¶:) by the fully evolved Young Umbrella
AAhhhh no sir please it burns it burns make it stop I am trully sorry sir! Argh maya beam me up!
take that u sorry excuse for a loser, burn burn mhwuahahaha, burn baby burn, its called inferno!

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
What's this? Hasn't ended?
ok fine go ahead n talk now dickhead
uh, yah sorry, well hi, im stylez, one mean ma fugga, aka sad sometimes without a real reason ;/
well ive been bothering Brolly all this damn time to put me in the damn story, i guess i bitch too much, and well i realized sumthin...
The sad truth....
...and well, its that i noticed that i am just as useless as Jerry Springer's Final Thought. ahh well... i guess your probably not even reading this, so ill shoot myself now.

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
ILLAAA millaahh watcha doin ma nigga, come out n play with ur mainstreet brutha, lets bust some ass like a real killah!
dammit illmatics get out here already ffs
ARGH! what is it u interrupted me from finally havin some good shaggin! MWAGGA
u? since when does a damn crackhead get some good shaggin? who u screwin, vexaz?
And so illmatics presents the good fuck.... or so he claims....
ohh hoissen voiden malden fucken, it is Brolly the liar, illmatics keep fucking dont me want to listen to hear Brolly's lies! i know you work Brolly. you will nver it make.
ohh for the hate of the devil shut the fuck up n keep suckin hawk, just when nuthin uglier than jainas cunt could exist u were born

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
One boring night at Brolly's crib he decided to login to PA for a minute....
lets see wats goin on in the lame world of PA n my galaxy....
Login Question: What color is a Black monitor?
geee spinner wat the hell have u been smokin lately....
Back at PA HQ...
whoaaaa laddey thatz some good stuff, nqp, answer being you my man i agree you are some good shit laddey (-: let me smoke you some more, nqp
and i believe the whole PA population agrees with me on u being the total shit

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
hey, u, yea u fuckhead the one readin this. ever wondered wat happens to people with really sad addictions?
First example, addiction to IRC can leave people mummified and sometimes make their skins pale white.
ohh yess, my beautifull IRC, you make my world go round, ohh and gemz you make me cum, MUST KILL BIYA, GLX SHALL RETURN!
Wow 'Mace give me a rest already, you havent even given me a reboot since the last time you got out of your room to fuck, ohh wait that never happened..... somebody crash me...
While on the other hand, porn can fuck some people up badly if given in high doses ¶:/
Stylez you got more porn in my cookies in my disc drive than the cunts filmed by Playboy
*drool* ahhhh pr00000nnnnn...... *wank wank wank* *splat*

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
man deagle u suck, u left us hangin in PA like trash
hehe
u know i just hope u rot in hell u fag
hehe
all u ever do is either not even get online or just idle in the channel like a fuckhead when ur on
hehe

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
u know just simply fuck u dammit!
hehe
geesh man dont u ever say anythin else or even try to put attention?

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
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by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
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hehe

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-02-02
ok i just wanna take a serious moment to apologize to u n kurashima for portraying u wrong here on stripcreator Spinner, sadly kurashima coudlnt b here
Ay laddey (-: don't remind me of him. He won't stop making those comics about me being portrayed like this. I'm so sick of it.
but it was funny how he made fun of u so much n still managed to keep it real to such a high extent
Are you saying all those things about me and PA "sucking" and financial problems and etc. are true?
the entire PA n PA-IRC community agrees so, so does the PA Crew n IRC Crew
nqp

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-03-02
hehe my comic about the dos attacks got spreaded all over #planetarion, now i really feel horny
i can imagine wats next, zappydude becomin a thug
hehe
can u imagine that?
yea, "Thugatize me Cap'n"
lol

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-05-02
One boring afternoon in #gdl-pub, D-Man, Brolly, guykushnir and Tuck....
i still dont have auto voice nor ops!! waaahhh please someone give me cracks ohh someone help me!!!
ok time to use that ignore feature on my mirc popups on D-Man....
After putting D-Man on ignore.... guykushnir opens his big gay mouth...
http://www.tomsnak.dk/ShowStuff.asp?ID=6400
doesn't he have a daughter?
no he traded her in 4 an iMac

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-08-02
One boring afternoon in #gdl-pub, D-Man, Brolly, guykushnir and Tuck....
i still dont have auto voice nor ops!! waaahhh please someone give me cracks ohh someone help me!!!
ok time to use that ignore feature on my mirc popups on D-Man....
After putting D-Man on ignore.... guykushnir opens his big gay mouth...
http://www.tomsnak.dk/ShowStuff.asp?ID=6400
doesn't he have a daughter?
no he traded her in 4 an iMac

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-08-02
One really high afternoon for Cowboy....
yoooo... i sense trees nearby...
.....
dude..... were in a forest....
see?
...

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
7-10-02
One night in #ety....
ill pay $200 to whoever canmake an alliance with 150 people in only a month startin from scratch without multis n cheatin
hehe
I'll speak to Killmark about that.... oh wait
you said no cheating? dammit

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
9-19-02
One day, while Brolly chatted in #ety with Cowboy through his pc......
....fuck that,
send ya girl to my crib.....
Typorama.....
......cuz while ya sleepin ya dreamin.. n while ya dreamin im pumpin ya girl full a' seamen
*types* its semen jay.... semen....
Maybe not....
whatever bastard
ILL PUMNP HER WITH WHAT I WANT!!!

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
9-19-02
Another fine day on IRC, and guess what? SkyCrane's complaining....
Hmm... This clit is making it hard to navigate on the screen
And I have this clit in the middle of the keyboard
Makes i her to hit the h and g key
BrollY's Final Throught on this....
lets face it, i dont even have to comment

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
9-19-02
BIK and Kore talking some more.....
when is the first tick ?
23 sept?
Cheeky dorky korky.....
in theory

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
9-20-02
The day after last night (dont ask), Stylez goes and reads BrollY's new comics....
......cuz while ya sleepin ya dreamin.. n while ya dreamin im pumpin ya girl full a' seamen.....
wtf? i made that up
evil thief
lets face it, Stylez is indeed just as useless as Jerry Springer's Final Thought

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
9-22-02
Can of Pepsi: 60 cents (USD)
must... have.. pep...si...
Making illmatics angry: 5 minutes.
ARGH! Gimp.
Getting rid of JainaSolo on IRC: Removing all her access.
power hungry bastards...

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
9-22-02
Telling maya the truth bout herself in #planetarion....
Maya are any of your relatives related to horses?
... a ban for you, voice for her.
Laughing at SkyCrane: priceless.
But... I met that nurse yesterday. Well... She smiled, I turned red and.... I got some kind of seizure I think
Its, more the thing that I get completely stiff

 

by XxHeLLSidExX
5-25-03
Talking to Cindy on MSN.....
cindy, do u still hate me?
19 7Cindy4 85.... says: noel I just had an argument with my bf
..... so u hate me?
19 7Cindy4 85.... says: no i don't
*Switches MSN chat windows to talk with LEAS....*
dude, since when does cindy have a bf?
since she gave her middle finger a name

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