The Chinese Were Eating it First

Author: YAYitsAndrew

Date: January 1, 2003

by YAYitsAndrew
1-01-03
Hello, I'm on vacation here and your Earth food has killed my wife. Her flesh only lasted me 4 days, and I'm in need of food. Can you help?
Well..uh... what do you eat?
It's hard to explain, I know you have them on this planet but their name escapes me. They're little, round, squishy...
Olives? Grapes?
Ah yes, eyeballs, that's it. Could you give me your eyeballs please?
I'm late for my meeting, I better get going.