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by Yoba
3-24-03
Yo! It's like, Christmas! Why are you dressed like a freaking native?!
My name is Toodogshompeeng. What is yours?
You still didn't answer my question! And what in god's name are you doing in my house?!
I am here to deliver your Kentucky Fried Chicken. Now I will go back home to my drunken native father, and spend another Christmas alone with no presents...
Man...What was up her A$$?

 

by Yoba
3-24-03
Dude. What are you doing in hell?
Nick, I've sinned...
How could you sin? It's not like you don't have any self esteem, right?
Well, God told me I thought a thought that would bring me down...
What did you think? For someone like you, your mind's probably probably just a block of ice!
I said the truth.. I can never be hot.

 

by Yoba
3-24-03
Toodogshompeeng, what the f*** are we doing on a f***ing mountain?! My god, you tell me to go see your dad, and you bring me to a f***ing mountain! What the hell's the matter with you!?
This is where I live. My dad doesn't believe in houses. They make him all bloaty.
No! Wait! Stop the damn strip! I mean come on! This f***ing comic makes no sense. No wonder we're all disfunctional! Damn, these comics suck!
word.

 

by Yoba
3-24-03
WWWWAAAAZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!
I'm Rudolph, motherfu**er!
Don't matta! WWAAAAZZZUUUPPP!!!
Eat my sh*t,bitch!
word.

 

by Yoba
3-24-03
One night at the Disfunctionals' house...
Dude, I so can shove a pin in my head!
20 bucks says you can't!
See! See! I can so do it! Eat that, you bastard!
Uhhh...That's not funny. Forget about the money!
SH!T!

 

by Yoba
3-24-03
I think the war in Iraq is a good pastime. It gives me more time to run from the federals, and I get to relax from enemy fire. I am Bin Laden, you know, and i deserve a break once in awhile!
Too bad he said all that in front of his rat fink Taliban friend with the camera. Things might get a little nasty...
This won't look good on my criminal record!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST SCUM!!!! PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR DICK AND SCREAM LIKE A HOOKER!

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
Yo! I'm here in Australia. Dude, this place sucks.... Where is everybody?
HOLLY SHIT! wHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??!!
I am an artist... I will edit your comic and make you suffer... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
word.

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
As you all know, many of Yoba's comics end with that loser kid trying to be a black guy with a shitty punchline. If you don't know him, here he is.
word.
Now many of you want to see him suffer....
You shall be forsaken to hell, you f***ing maggot!
word.
word.

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
I know I've done very bad things...
I've murdered, robbed, and kidnapped many things and people... but this has to be the worst of them all......
I tole this from Dairy Queen...

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
Celebrity night at Maryvale public school.
uhhh...ahem! may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up!
What the fuck you want, freeliner?!
uhhh...well.. that didn't work to well, so let's give a big welcome to Eugine Levy!
Who the fuck is that?! BOOOO!!!!! WE WANT 50 CENT! WE WANT 50 CENT!
50 Cent's on his way motherfuckers!!! I chopped that bitch up! WEEHEE!!!!

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
Dude. You told me we were going to the IMAX theatre!
uuhhh...dude...we are at the IMAX theatre...
dude! that's f***ed up, man! You mean IMAX is located in space?!
no. but i think your mind is somewhere in that ballpark.

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
ZIGGYJIGGY!
ziggyjiggy?
ZIGGYJIGGY!
ziggyjiggy?
ZIGGYJIGGY!
Man, you're fucked up.

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
Did you see that fucked up bugs bunny episode last night??!! That shit was whack!
yup. Now you die, motherfucker.
oh my god! you chopped my dick off!!
word.

 

by Yoba
3-25-03
yo cindy! What happened to Joe? That Dickwad get himself screwed up again?
How could you say that?! Some guy came up with an axe and killed him!
kill......kill......mmm...donut.....kill...
word.
guess we could play catch the head?
I'm here to pick up a guy named Joe....and bring him home.....right.....home....

 

by Yoba
3-26-03
This graveyard kinda creeps me out.....what are we doing here anyway?
You said we should visit Joe's grave. Why you wanna see that f***ed up "word" kid, anyway?
I don't know!!! WWWHHHAAA!!!! Dumb ass. you made me cry, motherf***er! If that kid hadn't gotten killed, none of this would have happened!
Damn you "word" kid!
word.

 

by Yoba
3-26-03
he's gonna feed me! he's gonna feed me!! Now! now! i want it now!!!!!please?!
come on man! I ain't got all day!!! feed me please!!!! feed me!
hee hee hee! I got my food, and the motherfucker paid! oh happy day happy day!

 

by Yoba
3-26-03
so i was like "chili." then she was like, "chili". that's good to type down!
Timmy, what are you doing?
so she was like, "chili?" so i was like, "chili!" then she said "whadda we do now?" so i'm like: "watch hockey."
Tiimy, I said what are you doing?
I'm chatting on the internet with thousands of people I've never met! They could be right next to me, for all I know!
yes......yes they could......BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by Yoba
3-26-03
Ya ready, homie!?
Reday for what? I didn't know we were going to be ready for anything!
uuhhh...we were gonna write "word" all over the place in memory of that motherf***er Joe.
Dude! what's with you and that piece of shit?! he was never your friend, anyway! he was an annoying little brat, and you know it! So why the hell are you doing all this for him?!
I dunno. Yoba needs an idea for a comic strip.
Yoba's fucked up.

 

by Yoba
3-26-03
One night at the game show....
Now for our guest, that demon guy from the Mothman prophecies. He's really ugly, so instead he's dressed like a hoodlum!
thankssss.....
some time later...
So Mr. Mothman, now for the $50,000 dollar question: What is Joe, the guy backstage, holding in his hand?
cherry chapssssstickkkk....
I'm sorry, but you're wrong. Joe is holding a hot, steaming turd he grabbed from the roadie wastebucket. Too bad. You just lost 3.2 billion dollars.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!??!!!! MOTHERFUCKER! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!! YOU WILL BE FORSAKEN TO HELL!!!!

 

by Yoba
3-27-03
dude, dat sh!t wuz all whack dawg. dat bitch wuz tight, y'all. watchu think, homeboi?!
word.
dat bitch be like talkin, but i alredy be hearin' blah blah blah, dawg. watchu think, ma homie?
word.
i be by dem copz at da donut joint, and porky gets all up off dat fat ass wit a chocolate sprinkle, and he be like, don't cause no trouble. and i be like shut the fuck up bee-hawwtch!
word.

 

by Yoba
3-27-03
den dat cop be all like, come to the car with me young man, and i be like, i don't take rides wit y'all fat people no matta how fat dey iz!
word.
so i be lookin' at dem cuffs, and porky, den he grabs dem, and tryz ta put dem muthafuckaz on ma handz. so i be like all hyper and shit, so i runs to da crackhouse and escapez.
word.
so den i buys maself 30 kilos of da chronicz, and smoke dem jointz in 30 muthafuckin minutes.
word.

 

by Yoba
3-27-03
so, after i be smokin dem jointz, ibe high as fuck!
word.
so i be walkin down da street, fumez takin me over, and when i be wakin up, i gets outta bed, and 14 bottlez of crystal iz empty, and i gots sum note from a hooker, who took $3000.
word.
so i's like finds dat bitch, and i gets dat moneys back, and get a bit laid back if y'all knowz whats i meant, dawg. Y'all diggin what's i'm gettin at, homeboi?
word.

 

by Yoba
3-27-03
you wanna get sum ice cream?
what the f***ck's with you and ice cream? you got a craving for it always or what? well, yeah. let's go get some ice cream.
Hey! let's just steal some from that kid!
that motherf***er better not be talking about me...i haven't killed in days..
uuhhh....couldn't wejust settle this over some ice cream?

 

by Yoba
3-27-03
Our good friend, Mr. Dinglenutz lives in this area! Let's evesdrop on his life, shall we?
Whadda ya mean you can't sell any drugs? I'll pay you 70 bucks for just 1 gram! That's how desperate I am!!!
I can't. The new drug law says so.
"all y'all hmies selling drugs. even though drugs is illegal, y'all will never sell some to Mr. Dinglenutz. That crackass is nuts!" hey! what the fuck is this! I want my fucking crack! I pay my taxes!
Ya see? I can't sell nuthin to you, ya crazy mofo. go suck a cock! It helps me relieve all my problems!
shit...fuck...shit...fuck...
I heard someone wanted my dick. That'll be 5 cents an hour. Minimum 3 hours.

 

by Yoba
3-28-03
so i be gettin laid back dawg,y'all know what's i be talkinn bout ifya dig it.
word.
she be like "more bitch more!" and i be like, just shut up and fuck me!
word.
so i be like smackin dat monkey, while she be bumpin up dat low rida, dawg. it wuz all dag yo!
word.

 

by Yoba
3-28-03
ahh!! get the light away.. I'm lit, man.. just leave me alone in my misery..
you been smokin dem plants again, Timmy?
Dude! You're a motherfucking sharkguy!!
sdljfhearfrbaeib?
heeheeeheee!
Man, that bitch has got to stop smoking weed!

 

by Yoba
3-28-03
holly shit.....i see many things...
heeheeehee....friends are funny........FUCK!!!!! sorry bugs bunny............i haven't snorted in hours.....must think positive...SHIT!!! there i go again...
heeheeeheeeheeee...
mommy....what are you doing????

 

by Yoba
3-29-03
drugs?
my drugs are for me, not for crazy motherfuckers like you. Go buy some!
i don't have any.
well, too bad for you.. I'm just gonna lite up, and stare at my shoelaces for 13 hours.
I don't think she'll mind visiting her long lost granny....

 

by Yoba
3-29-03
hey mista...got any change?
uuhhhh....i hear my friend Timmy calling me... see ya!
hey mista...got any change?
maybe.....
don't do drugs. You'll become a crazy motherfucking hobo like that guy, and you'll practically do anything for a gram.

 

by Yoba
3-29-03
I'm sorry, but i'd rather not talk about it.
whatchu in tha pen for? rape a bitch? rob a poor unsuspecting granny? kill a guy over crack like I did?
you know what? you're a fucking asshole who deserves to die. lean over while i stab you, motherfucker!
come on, baby... wanna lie low and spend the night, if ya know what i mean? rrrrrrraaaoooowww!
that's not the worst of your problems!
aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! oh my god! my dick's bleeding!

 

by Yoba
3-29-03
oh yeah baby...that's what i'm talking about....oohhh yeah....rub it, baby, rub it! ooohhhh, stroke them thighs.
man, you're a sick son of a bitch!
ohhh yeah...WHAT THE FUCK!!!??!!
HOLLY SHIT!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!
it says "fuck me while my thang iz up!" my god, i can't even trust the internet for jack off pictures!
that's what you get when you go on a non reputable site!

 

by Yoba
3-29-03
but honey.... you said i could get some more drugs after our honeymoon.
shut the fuck up, jackass. i only married you because your dick was 18 inches long!
must have drugs. must have drugs..mmm....drugs...
actually...this looks like a good place to fuck...I can suck your cock while you shove the dildo up my ass!
will kill for drugs after hot sweaty sex...
oh my god!!!

 

by Yoba
3-29-03
shut the fuck up bitch! I want my motherfucking drugs NOW!!!!!
holly shit! i think i like being married to you. you have the best posture while humping!
SHUT UP OR THE COPS WILL HEAR....
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
you see! butch had a perfectly hot and steamy sexual relationship with his wife, and he blew it all away over drugs. all you druggies out there, shut the fuck up and go dry! you all suck!!
heeheehee....more drugs...

 

by Yoba
4-01-03
yoo.......wasup?
i dunno. I haven't had any weed in 14 hours......i think i might be going insane!
well, yeah, you just might....
i'll take my life now!!! i swear i'll do it! just give me some crack, and this'll all be over with!
when you're on drugs, anything can happen.
uuhhh....dude...are you uh......feeling alright?
SHUT UP! JUST......OH, JUST SHUT THAT MOUTH!!!!

 

by Yoba
4-01-03
hey you.......aren't you that guy on the news?
I dunno......what was i on the news for?
they said that you murdered millions of people.....did you?
maybe....
oh, you won't murder me. you see, i know things that you wanna know. now, you can kill me, or i can direct you to Joey.....
so.....what's the catch?

 

by Yoba
4-01-03
so, let me guess, Joey is that annoying little "word" kid right?
right...
and you really want him to die, right?
no.....really?
so, if you've ever read Yoba's running series, "Dem white boyz wannabez", you'd know that he hangs out with that punk, Elroy, who talks like he's black. So, all we do first, is take that Elroy out.
excellent......

 

by Yoba
4-02-03
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man, dat kid betta be hea, o's i'z gonna gets maself itchy....
heeheehee...idiot...
now, we wait.
he better be here....

 

by Yoba
4-02-03
It's been 3 hours...where the hell is he?
he'll be here. What? are you calling me a liar?
i could be.....
*Telephone rings* "yo dawg....word. i aint feeling ta good.word. see ya sometime soon...word."
you wouldn't by any chance know where he lives, would you?
maybe......for a price......

 

by Yoba
4-03-03
I murdered a couple o' people, bought and dealed some drugs... What're you in here for?
well.....i'll tell you this.....they have a nickname for me out there in the tabloids...
come on! tell me. what is it they call you?
well....i'll put it this way....take the first E out of my name, and that 's what i'm known for...
hehehe...
OH GOOD GOD!!!!!!!

 

by Yoba
4-03-03
well, here we are. we're at Joe's house. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
motherfu......only after my entire bank account was dried......killing is a lengthy progress....ggrrrrrr...
murder rule number 1: never leave any witnesses....
now, after you've read up to this point, read my comics "death of the "word" kid to find out the rest.
kill.....kill....mmm.....donut......kill.....
word.

 

by Yoba
4-03-03
yo, dawg, seemz like suma dem peoplez on stripcreator.com want us ta continue dem whiteboyz wannabez.
word.
so'z, whatz ims sayin' iz, watchu y'all think Yoba should do ta keep up the demands?
well, i happen to think that Yoba's comic strips are quite the eye candy. i know fo a fact that i find much enjoyment in reading his comics. i think he should go for it all the way!
waht the hell!!!!!!???!!! did you just talk??!!!
uuuhhhhh.....i mean, WORD.

 

by Yoba
4-04-03
ya, dude.....getting high is fun!!!!!!!!1 hehehe......look at me! i'm having fun! wheeeeee!!!!!
drugs are for losers. You're not having fun, you only THINK you are.
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR!!!!???!!!
I'm not calling you anything...i'm just saying that drugs will ruin your life.
and your's isn't? heck, you don't take drugs, and you're more messed up than me! I know what you do every night...
WHY'D YOU BRING THAT UP??!! YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER BRING THAT UP!! WWAAAHHHH!!!!

 

by Yoba
4-04-03
Hey man. Whatcha doin'?
I'm just publishing another issue of our comics, and posting it on stripcreator.com .
stripcreator.com? what's that?!
ONLY THE BEST SITE FOR COMICS ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!
*WELCOME TO STRIPCREATOR DOT COM.*
cool......

 

by Yoba
4-04-03
you see....bombs everywhere! Afghanistan is not well.....I need your help.
You know this place. This is where Bush and Dick Cheney both plan evil conspiracies against Iraq, and maybe even YOUR country!
So, if you do not want YOUR country to fall prisoner to this evil confederation, you will call 1-800-FUCK-THE-US, and donate money for weapons of mass destruction.Thanks for your time.

 

by Yoba
4-04-03
get in ma belley!!!!!!!!
okay.....maybe you a have to a take a chill pill....

 

by Yoba
4-04-03
dawg, you's got some problems wit da ladies!
really? i thought i was a hip dog.....uh,yo....
ya see, da kids don't think you hip. Y'all a fat jiggly jiggly...
santa.....stop eating those people...they're only trying to help.now could you tell me why you ate him?
i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs?

 

by Yoba
4-05-03
hahahaha!!! look at the small kid!
This way dad ( laugh at me will they? )

 

by Yoba
4-05-03
How to enlargen that rack of yours
Mommy, what's a RACK???
It's a country sweetie!!! Don't interrupt my crack snorting again!!!
That was yet another useless comic strip from Yoba's friend James!!!!!

 

by Yoba
4-06-03
i feel so upset.....he leaves me here while he works on that damn DELL......I'll show him what I'm made of...
"OH YEAH BABY!!!FUCK ME HARD!!!HARDER!!!HARDER!!!!!!SHOVE IT IN THERE!!!!"
My new DELL can let me download almost three times as much porn as you can.
crap.

 

by Yoba
4-06-03
Hi....I'm BOB!!!! What's your name?
I'm Jimmy the Dinosaur.....What do you want?
What the f*** did you do with my turkey??!!!!
I DON'T GOT NO F***ING TURKEY!!! WHAT DID I DO WITH IT??? SHOVE IT UP MY ASSCRACK???!!!!!
*lip smacks*
I have never seen a dirtier area in my life....

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