Christmas at the Disfunctionals'

Author: Yoba

Date: March 24, 2003

by Yoba
3-24-03
Yo! It's like, Christmas! Why are you dressed like a freaking native?!
My name is Toodogshompeeng. What is yours?
You still didn't answer my question! And what in god's name are you doing in my house?!
I am here to deliver your Kentucky Fried Chicken. Now I will go back home to my drunken native father, and spend another Christmas alone with no presents...
Man...What was up her A$$?