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by ZAI
5-27-04
The Dinosaurs.. why did they die?
Recent studies have found that excessive porn watching probably killed them
Also, binge drinking and eating pie may be factors.
Oh I am so fucked!

 

by ZAI
5-27-04
Hey so are you going to Ryans party this weekend?
Maybe, Im not sure yet
I take it you are still disturbed from his last party...
Oh god, yes
...
This isnt a banana, its a penis! Oh well... mmm chewy.

 

by ZAI
5-27-04
Hey Derreck
???
I heard you might not be coming to my party. I hope last time didnt mess you up too bad.
Well actually...
I didnt actually sleep with that elephant, it was just a big misunderstaning
What elephant?

 

by ZAI
5-27-04
... I said nothing
Right, whatever, I'll come to the party. Later.
Well thats a relief.
YOOHOO!
shit

 

by ZAI
5-27-04
Hey Chris, remember Ryan's last party?
Yeah?
Remember how "friendly" Shauna got after a couple drinks?
Er... ya?
We should get her tanked and then pass her around like a peace pipe
Geez your shit

 

by ZAI
5-27-04
Hey
Hey
Whats up?
Not much, just being a bug
About that... shouldnt I be worried that Im having a conversation with a giant insect?
Shouldnt you be worried that this plane is about to crash?

 

by ZAI
5-27-04
Are you gonna eat that?
...thats a homeless man vomiting on himself...
ANSWER THE QUESTION!

 

by ZAI
5-28-04
teher ye into cometh yarth innerds
what the **** did he just say?!?!
yar art tho soul witherd yaas?
god i hate christians
love thy neighbour

 

by ZAI
5-29-04
Do you realize the state the world is in today? Its sickening. One one hand you have the goblin masses who cant think and dont want to, living lives of ignorance and false "happiness"
And on the other hand you have materialistic obesity. People want more and more of everything without a care for the world around them. It sickens me to see such reckless greed.
So, so sad...
Look dude, I just want my pants back

 

by ZAI
5-29-04
Hey! Your shirt says "Rapist" on the back of it!
So what?
I'm offended

 

by ZAI
5-30-04
I've really done it this time
Theres no escape now...
I'll take one!
Donairs for sale!

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