To Serve Robot-Kind #2

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 29, 2005

by ZMannZilla
7-29-05
Greetings, Slave #A23-TK421! Today you'll be assigned to the soylent green processing plant! Hope you brought gloves!
Yeah, about that, uh...
Our nation's Constitution clearly prohibits slavery. What you're doing is unconstitutional. Plus, nobody voted for you, OR your stupid little "robot apocalypse", so buzz off, I ain't going.
A Few Minutes Later...
...and with good behavior, you could have your eyes back in as little as three months! Now, are there any questions?
Yeah... Next time, could you just kill me please?