To Serve Robot-Kind #4

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 29, 2005

by ZMannZilla
7-29-05
Greetings, Slave #A23-TK421! Hey, listen, we need to talk... BrianTron says that you're not exactly performing your duties too well, and...
Well, jeez, you nitwit, you PULLED MY FRIGGIN' EYES OUT!!! I can't see what I'm doing, now, can I?!
Oh, and let's not forget... You've killed two-thirds of humanity, enslaved the survivors, and work them to death in this factory, so obviously I'M NOT ALL THAT MOTIVATED TO DO MY DUTIES, JERKFACE!
Ah, worker dissatisfaction! Lack of motivation! I totally understand... Listen, pop by Human Resources, they've got this motivational blowtorch I'd like you to check out...
...and in conclusion, I'll try and do better in the future. Sorry about the "not performing my duties so well" thing...