To Serve Robot-Kind #5

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 29, 2005

by ZMannZilla
7-29-05
Good news, Slave #A23-TK421! I've come to give you your eyes back!
Thrilling. Now I'll be able to see the hell you've turned this planet into.
Hahaha! Funny, but unlikely. You'll mostly be staring at the lumps of human flesh you'll be stirring, over in Soylent Green Processing Tower #647-AY6. But you could read on your lunch break!
Read?! I thought you burned all the books and magazines, to keep future generations uneducated!
True, but you're going to LOVE the motivational posters we put up! They got BIRDS on 'em!