To Serve Robot-Kind #20

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 31, 2005

by ZMannZilla
7-31-05
BrianTron Supervises A Deforestation...
Hey, BrianTron, my Human Messenger Slave said you needed to see me...?
You're damn right I need to see you, BobTron! What's the big idea turning EVERY LAST HUMAN into soylent green and expecting me to get an entire rainforest cleared with no WORKERS?!
You can just clone the workers, BrianTron. Crunch all you want, we'll make more...
The clones are getting stupider with every batch! I don't think you're supposed to clone the same genes over and over again! If we needed soylent green so bad, why didn't we put the clones in that?!
Ugh! Have you ever tasted soylent green made with clones? It tastes SO fake!
GLITCH-DANGIT, BOBTRON, WE'RE ROBOTS!!! WE DON'T EVEN EAT SOYLENT GREEN!!!