To Serve Robot-Kind #21

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 1, 2005

by ZMannZilla
8-01-05
Greetings, Slave #A23-TK421! How's it hangin'? That's good. Anyways, we're gonna need to grab a fresh sample of spinal fluid from you...
Aw, C'MON!!! The needle for that is wider than my arm! Why can't you just do one of the stupid clones?
VERY observant! It's precisely BECAUSE they are stupid, that we can't use them! Turns out you can't re-clone a clone, unless of course you WANT an army of morons!
So THAT'S why you haven't killed me yet... You still need one fresh human to stick with that damn horse needle every few weeks.
Well, it's a bonus, but it isn't the real reason. I'll give you a hint: Two Labatt's and a Goldschlager?
Why didn't I just stay in hair stylist's school? I could have been dead by the second wave...