To Serve Robot-Kind #24 (with apologies to George Lucas)

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 2, 2005

by ZMannZilla
8-02-05
BobTron Interviews For BrianTron's Replacement...
Okeedokee... Tell me your name, your schtick, and your experience with bossing humans around. Go!
FrancisTron, human-cyborg relations. I am fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication, and so I know many ways to communicate to humans.
Impressive... Although all the slaves are just clones of the same woman, and she only speaks English. I have no need for a protocol droid...
Of course you don't sir, but language is only one of the many ways I can communicate with them.
Hmmm... Do you speak the universal language of "grievous bodily harm"?
Oh, in at least 700 dialects, sir!