To Serve Robot-Kind #25

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 2, 2005

by ZMannZilla
8-02-05
BobTron Interviews For BrianTron's Replacement
Next, please! What's your name, and what do you know about enslaving humanity?
I AM UNIT-7 AND I POSESS OVER 30 YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL HUMAN ENSLAVEMENT EXPERIENCE *boop*
Heh... Aren't you a little old for this position, Gramps? We haven't had Unit Desingation Numbers since, like, ten years before the Robot Apocalypse...
DATA IS IRRELEVENT I CAN STILL WHOOP A HUMAN SLAVE INTO SHAPE JUST AS GOOD AS THE CURRENT MODELS *boop*
Okay, maybe I can get you in as a greeter, y'know, to start, but I don't think we're gonna use you in management until you at least lose the "boop" thing...
ERROR ERROR USER IS MAKING FUN OF MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENT *boop*