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BobTron Interviews For BrianTron's Replacement
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| Next, please! What's your name, and what do you know about enslaving humanity? | |
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| I AM UNIT-7 AND I POSESS OVER 30 YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL HUMAN ENSLAVEMENT EXPERIENCE *boop* | |
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| Heh... Aren't you a little old for this position, Gramps? We haven't had Unit Desingation Numbers since, like, ten years before the Robot Apocalypse... | |
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| DATA IS IRRELEVENT I CAN STILL WHOOP A HUMAN SLAVE INTO SHAPE JUST AS GOOD AS THE CURRENT MODELS *boop* | |
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| Okay, maybe I can get you in as a greeter, y'know, to start, but I don't think we're gonna use you in management until you at least lose the "boop" thing... | |
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| ERROR ERROR USER IS MAKING FUN OF MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENT *boop* | |
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