To Serve Robot-Kind #27

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 4, 2005

by ZMannZilla
8-04-05
BobTron Interviews For BrianTron's Replacement...
...and your years of experience as a Microsoft product speaks volumes of your ability to torture humans! I'll be in touch... Next please!
Oh, I TOTALLY nailed that interview! Woo!
Okay, state your name, experience, and oh my glitch... BrianTron, is it really YOU?
Um, yeah... After some careful consideration, and a quick calculation of my chances in hell of scoring another mid-level management assignment, I decided to retract my resignation. When can I start?
Oh, that's awesome! Sure, you can start right away! Go punch in... OH! You think you could interview the rest of your replacement applicants? I was getting kind of bored anyways...
C'MON BOBTRON, I'M SERIOUS! I CAN'T TELL MY WIFE I QUIT THIS JOB!!! SHE'LL RUN A MAGNET OVER MY NUTS FOR AN HOUR!!!