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Today's Poll Question: Do You Support A War With Chickenagua?
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| No way, man! This war is all about one thing, and that's chicken tenders! We're trying to steal Chickenagua's natural resources for our own profit! | |
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| Look, we may have some crappy leadership over here, but the last thing we need is an even bigger opressor. Keep your soldiers at home, dammit! | |
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| Hey, we gotta liberate those stupid waddle-heads for their own good! It's good versus evil, man! Nuke those feed-peckin' bastards to whatever hen-peckin' god they worship over there! | |
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| Hey, me and my family left that podunk country to come to Humania a long time ago. Bomb the shit out of 'em for all I care. Just knock it off with the racial slurs, I'm a Human now. | |
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| Go ahead and push the button, you psychos. That's all you humans and chickens seem to want to do, is die in a massive holy war, isn't it? Go ahead, nuke us ALL into oblivion and get it over with! | |
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| In a nuclear war between humans and chickens, only the goats win. | |
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